Archive for March, 2002

new babies

March 28, 2002

ah today was so cool.
i went up to lia*s barn b/c two of her mares had foals within the past two days, so there are two new babies…
and they are beautiful!
i took many pictures.
i love new foals (baby horses)
tj got home from his “vacation” today and we spoke for a while. he*s the best. what else. uh. i was gonna go see mike but i completely forgot and wound up just going home instead. woops. tomorrow i shall go to the brew like usual and liz dain told me you said you wanna come so you fucking better!!!

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March 28, 2002

tired.
can*t sleep.
i hate you.

stole this from maddi…

March 28, 2002

sex survey.
1. Had sex? oh yes.
2. Had oral sex? yep
3. Had anal sex? well, i*m not gonna say no…
4. Used more than 3 positions in one session? you betcha
5. Devoted a whole day to sex? many days
6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? yes…
7. Received open praise for sexual technique? like you wouldn*t believe
8. Written an erotic story? acutally no.
9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? who hasn*t?
10. Brought partner to climax using only hands? yep
11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth? yes’m.
12. Had sex while totally dressed? haha yeah……
13. Had sex while standing up? yes to this one also
14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? yes
15. Had sex during yours/your partner’s “monthly visit”? once or twice
16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? not that i can remember.
17. Used ice erotically? sadly no
18. Used hot melted wax erotically? nope
19. Shaved your pubic hair? all the time.
20. Used a sex toy? nope
21. Used a
vibrator? nope, i prefer the real thing
22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.) for
masturbation? see previous question.
23. Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner? i shoved a tampon up bill*s ass once…
24. Obtained money or a favor for sex? nope
25. Paid or granted a favor for sex? god no i*m not that pathetic.
26. Given sex in sympathy? nah
27. Had sex with a virgin? sadly no.
28. Ever cheated on someone? yeah once. i was 12.
29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? nah
30. Had sex with your landlord? don*t have one of those
31. Had sex with a teacher? nope
32. Had sex with a boss? no.
33. Had sex with a relative? no but i know someone that has…
34. Had sex with two members of the same family? eh no
35. Had sex with twins? nope
36. Had homosexual sex? i*ve hooked up with girls but never had “sex” with any of them
37. Had sex with a pet? ick never
38. Had sex with a farm animal? *shudders at the thought*
39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? i wanted to… but refrained
40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn’t know? hey “you” yes i knew his name just preferred not to
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? no.
42. Had more than 10 sexual partne
rs? nope.
43. Had more than 100 sexual partners? wow.
44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? um no i don*t think so
45. Had a menage-a-trois? if you count kevin and hotgirl. hah.
46. Had group sex (more than 3): nah
48. Had two regular partners at the same time? nope
49. Had sex in a public place? yess
50. If so, where? car. show. etc etc.
51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? probably
52. Had sex on the roof of a building? no
53. Had sex in a stationary car? you bet.
54. Had sex in a moving car? nah
55. Are you a member of the mile high club? not yet
56. Had sex outdoors at night? yea
57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? no way that*s fucked up.
59. Had sex in the host’s bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? yeah
60. Had sex in the host’s bedroom while an overnight guest? also yes
61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen, etc.)? yes…
62. Had sex at your office or other work area? nah
63. Met partner during work hours to have sex? nope.
64. Had sex in a public restroom? oh geez, er, um, let*s not bring this up 😉
65. Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? nope
66. Had sex in a dark theatre? nah
67. Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)
? showersex=amazing
68. Had sex in an elevator? weird. but no.
69. Had sex in a cemetery? nah
70. Had sex in a store dressing room? nope. damn i*m fucking pathetic
71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? who hasn*t
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? no
73. Looked at a nude magazine? yesh.
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? uh huh
75. Seen a live stripper? woo yeah
76. Seen a live sex show? nah
77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? i walked in on my parents once when i was 8… traumatized for life…
78. Showered with a partner? yep.
79. Flashed someone (breasts, genitals, moon, etc.)? yeah…
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? no.
82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more? nope
83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? umm. doubtful
84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? nah
85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? yes
86. Showered while someone watched? does bill count?
87. Masturbated? nah, like i said, i like the real thing (baby. haha)
88. Masturbated while someone watched? nah
89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people? no way.
90. Masturbated covertly in public? nah
91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching? uh huh
%
0A92. Been walked in on while having sex? hahahaha yes.
93. Walked in on someone having sex? again the parents… *ick* and a couple friends once or twice
94. Had phone sex? yea
95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? eh probably
96. Been the photographer for a nude photo? no
97. Been photographed nude? yes…
98. Been photographed having sex? oral yes
99. Been videotaped having sex? no
100.Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? if i did they wouldn*t be my partner anymore
101. Role-played a sexual situation? by accident
102. Taken part in transvestism? nah
103. Used a blindfold during sex? nope
104. Used handcuffs during sex? nah
105. Inflicted pain during sex (sadism)? strangulation baby
106.Received pain during sex (masochism)? yeah
107. nipple clips? no
108. Used sex dice? haha cheesy and a half
109. Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex? not my cup o tea… so no
110. Received an electric shock during sex? no.
111. Drawn blood (scratched, bit) during sex? yes!
112. Used auto-erotic strangulations? hahaha maybe
113. Pierced your genitals or nipples? nah
dude. that survey made me feel like a really prude slut. hahah.
liz!!! had sex with, had sex with, been to, lived in, had sex with? ha
haha
HAD SEX WITH!!!!
(don*t bother trying to understand that unless yer liz…)

March 27, 2002

i know i*ve been good and haven*t spoken to bill in over a week nor written anything about him, but for some godonlyknowswhy reason i just checked his aol profile, probably to see if he had writte anything about how much he hated me in it yet, and well, what he did write really kinda scared me.

oh yes. and i met santa today.

March 27, 2002

another little work anecdote…
i met santa today.
or rather the most generous and good person i have ever met in my entire life.
this guy came into my job… just a regular average-joe working class older (like 65 or so) guy next door type. jeans dirty t-shirt scruffy hair the whole bit. and he goes and he chooses this huge $25 stuffed rabit and two smaller ones for $15 each. so right there that*s a lotta money for fucking easter stuffed animals. and i asked him if he had his CVS ExtraCare Card (hahah pathetic) and he*s like no so i scanned a store one and saved him like $10 and he*s like oh well in that case let me buy two more @ $15 each… so he spent like firggen $85 on stuffed animals. and he pulled out this huge wad of bills all hundreds and fifty*s. no joke. like, thousands of dollars. then this woman comes in with her child and they*ve been in the store b/c they*re kinda poverty level and the guy asked the little girl if she wanted a stuffed bunny and her mother is like oh no sir we can*t accept that and he keeps saying no no it*s okay pick out whatever you w
ant and finally the mother accepted and the guy wound up buying her like two of the $15 rabbits and a bunch of other easter stuff, like $40 worth of stuff out of no where, and i asked him if he knew her after they left and he*s like no i*ve never seen them before in my life. and no one in our store had ever seen him before either… and when i went to give him his change he was just like “no keep it, it*s your tip” and he smiled and i was like sir i really can*t accept this and he*s like “it*s just paper, it*s just money, you can*t take it with you…” so i took it… it wasn*t much just like $5 but still i was quite a generous offer. meanwhile melissa and i are like oh my god this guy is like friggen santa claus. then he*s like oh well i have to go back to the pharmacy now to pick up my prescription. so i immediatly think “prescription… can*t take it with you… shit the guy must be dying!” and i got kinda upset and when he was leaving he was like have a lovely holiday princess and just like THE genuinely nicest person i have ever met and after he left we called back to the pharmacy and they said it was just like allergy medication he picked up. wow. it just like completely shocked me that someone could be that down-to-earth and that generous and that good. made me happy to know that there are a few good people out there…
this one man re-established my non-existant faith in human
ity.

what a "blonde" day.

March 27, 2002

all day i have been doing//saying the stupidist shit…
i think the waking-up-an-hour-early-b/c-i-read-my-DIGITAL-CLOCK-WRONG really kick started this whole day…
anyway. this guy comes into work and he asked me a question…
“how do you brush your teeth?”
i*m thinking he meant b/c of my lip ring. stupid question anyway. but me being the idiot i am simply replied…
“with a toothbrush”
haha i*m a fucking fool and a half.

stick my finger in the fucking electric socket why don*t ya??

March 27, 2002

eh so i went back to school after my last post and it wasn*t so bad. i got a 100 on my calculus test (cascone rocks) and chilled with justin and dan and danielle and john and everyone during 6th b/c the weather was absolutely beautiful. all in all not a bad day. i did literally +no+ work like always, so i*m not gonna complain.
anyway.
haha i just got back from my tri-weekly chiropractor visit and she hooked me up to this “electric muscle stimulator” machine thingy ah it was so scary but after like 2 minutes it began to feel soooo good like a really good massage and i almost fell asleep. ha.
go electricity. you rule.

fuuuuuck

March 27, 2002

okay so i woke up at 914 this morning and bugged out b/c my mom usually calls at 9 and that wakes me up but she didn*t this morning so i rushed to get ready for school and stuff b/c i was late. so i get to school and nobody is where they should be… and i*m all confusd. i thought maybe we had an assembly so they shortened the classes like usual and that i had either missed my first class or was very late. so i kinda got a little worried and asked someone what period it was and they were like ‘first.’ and then i actually looked at my watch for the first time all morning. 830. i woke up a fucking hour early and thought the 9 on my vcr was an 8. so i said fuck it, signed in to school and came home to chill for a while. and when i got here? there was a message from my mom on my machine like usual tellin me to get my punkass outta bed. damn she*s good. point of my story?
i could have slept a fucking extra hour!!
FUCK!

it*s a small world after all…

March 27, 2002

so i*m listening to the livestream of wkdu like always <3philly<3 and i decided to im the request guy and ask him to play some stuff for me and we got to talking and he*s like hey did you used to chat in #unixpunx and i*m like yeah… turns out we used to talk +all+ the time but somehow lost touch and he goes to the school i*m gonna be going to down there.
weird huh.
and i just farted. mark that was for you.

boredom.

March 27, 2002

nine things you wear daily:
– bracelets//random jewelery
– socks
– pants
– shirt
– bra-la-la
– shoes
– underwear (well, not +daily+ hehe)
– my star bag (duno if that counts)
– my thring.
eight movies you’d watch over and over:
– american history x
– freddy got fingered
– the horse whisperer
– sid & nancy
– clockwork orange
– requiem
– fast & the furious (yes i know it*s fucking cheesy, piss off)
– guys & dolls.
seven albums that matter:
– no future no hope – DEFiANCE
– shock troops – cocksparrer
– nevermind the bullocks – sex pistols
– four minute mile – get up kids
– thank you very little – screeching weasel
– anthems – brother inferior
– for the punx – casualties
six objects you touch every day:
– my car
– me
– my bag
– computer
– clothes of some sort
– the ground
five things you do every day:
– go online
– drive
– pick my
nose (haha)
– think
– smoke a cigarette
four bands that you couldn’t live without:
– DEFiANCE
– Thulsa Doom
– Cocksparrer
– Get Up Kids
three of your favorite songs at this moment:
– we*re coming back – cocksparrer
– i hate everything – defiance
– screeching weasel*s cover of you are my sunshine
two people that have influenced your life the most:
– my mother
– eh this one i will leave blank and you can decide and fill it in yerself
one thing you could spend the rest of your life with:
– myself. and that*s the only person.