i desperately need to be in a healthy relationship complete with cuddles and other bullshit couple-stuff.
no more of this me not knowing what*s going on and boys confusing me
no more me giving my heart away…

hrm. so me and gwen got candy apples today. then me and amy and amy #2 watched freddy got fingered. then i cut amy #1*s hair and we made a mess in the bathroom.
kelly adventures… the saga continues.

mem00phis: im so hung the horses say “im hung like mike!”

went out last night with some guys from the philly street racing scene.
i feel better now that i know car people here…
anyone who knows about racing knows how hard it is to get in with a new crowd because they have to trust you enough to show you the spots and give you the good word on events and shit.
and i am happy.

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…confusion…

in the words of…

the head woman of the department of chemistry at my school taught the lecture class yesteday… she did a demonstration… the follow was said:
“i will now inhale the sulfur hexafluoride to show you its effects on the vocal cords. the reason i am doing it and not your regular chem professor is that she*s not done having children yet. i think it*s safe. i don*t care….”
THINK its safe?? DON*T care???
hahaha i LOVE this school.

mem00phis: i told ya ask me anything i am the all knowing memphis
mem00phis: king of well hung guys

wooo i get to see the boils in a couple hours!!
and i found the streetracing spots in philly.
i am SET.

fjheuhdfkih stupid wind blowing the door of my car shut and locking the keys in it!!
and stupid triple a for putting me on hold and hanging up.

best sex EVER.
and a half.
who knew a preppy guy could be so wonderful?
(not just the sex, in general too)