alex kors yeah: i smell like tire
amen brotha.
drift out wednesday what what fuckin sick i can*t wait for next month
i can*t believe tony actually made a fuzzy panda costume to wear while he drifts his panda FC. *classic*

big pimpin…
i*m living up to my theme song.
i had to go to traffic court tonight to fight a parking ticket and i got it bumped down to $10 but i forgot to bring money (haha i*m dumb) and so this preppy kid that was totally macking to me hardcore the whole time paid it for me. sweeeeet!

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haha i think it*s funny that i told my job i had to leave because i was supposed to have surgery on my ankle, but i really wasn*t going to… and now, i can barely walk anymore let alone stand up because i am in so much pain 24/7, it*s fucking excruciating, even with an acewrap i*m hurting. even driving it hurts. everything hurts. this fucking sucks. and now i won*t be able to have the surgery until i graduate college… fuck.
yeah… really funny… NOT.

my stupid mother almost killed someone in a car accident today. right outside our house too. she t-boned a guy in a honda civic (poor honda *cries*) absolutely totaled the car, sent the guy into a telephone pole which he bounced off of and was stopped by a tree… they had to get the jaws of life to get him out. she is fine, her car will need a new bumper and headlight, that*s it. the guy*s car is wrecked, and he*s *definitly* going to sue us for all we have… goodbye house, goodbye college, hello trailer park… stupid woman.

i <3 the lynbrook police. seriously.

i thought today was gonna be shitty…
….and it was. except for two really fuckin cool things.
my ankle has been hurting me so badly lately that i can*t walk. i can*t put any weight on it, or it*ll collapse. i can*t drive too much, cause it hurts too bad. consequently i had no choice but to lay in bed *all* day because i seriously couldn*t walk. i couldn*t even get to my cellphone on the other side of the room. around 3am i was in so much pain i said fuck it, and since i figured i*d have to pick pat up from work anyway, i drove to the 24hour cvs for some quadrouple-dosing of tylenols… BUT. i pull into the parking lot, almost in tears from pain, and what do i see? a HUGE spider on the outside of my drivers side window. fuck. anyone who knows me know how incredibly scared of spiders i am. so i sat there staring at it panicing not knowing what to do because it was soooo empty nobody was out and i didn*t have any options but to somehow kill it myself. damn i*ve never once killed a spider in my entire life, except by using raid. so i eventually crawled out the passenger side door, and stood
staring at it for another 10 minutes on the verge of having a panic attack before i got up the courage to grab a cd case from inside the car, force it onto the roof (blowing on it from a distance to make it walk) and i threw the case at it and smushed it. i then proceeded to cry like a baby because i was so scared. just my luck as soon as it was dead and i was being five years old, a fuckin car full of boys pulled up and asked if i was okay and i explained and they said if i had waited they woulda killed it. oh well. another shitty thing– during my panic attack, i thought it was on me, consequently i fucking tried to brush it off but in my panic i ripped open my left forearm with my carkeys. that fuckin hurt, and it still hurts like a bitch. stupid spider.
so i went into cvs, got my pain killers, some velcro so i can finally get my turbotimer to stay under my dash, sleeping pills, an ace wrap for my ankle, and a fucking huge bottle of raid that will never ever leave my car. i am prepared.
so around 330 i left there and i was driving through lynbrook on my way to get pat and i*m sitting at a light waiting to make a left turn and i see a cop roll by me and stare at my car, like reaaallly staring hard. fuck. and i just got pulled over last night for my headlight being out. so i make the left, and he*s sitting in the middle of the road. i didn*t know if i should go past him or stop, so instead, since i was
still practically in tears from the spider, i pull up next to him, roll down my window, and asked if everything was okay. he could obviously see i was upset and he said everything was fine he wasn*t going to pull me over he was just looking at my corner lights since i have the clear bulbs (not the mandatory legal amber bulbs) since they*re illegal and all. but he told me just to pull over anyway. and i did, knowing that he was gonna take pity on me since i was a mess from the “incident” well, i explained to him about the spider and we got to talking and he was seriously the coolest cop i have ever met. he told me he didn*t care that my bulbs where clearish-blueish, he just didn*t want me to get hassled by anyone else… i said to him, “but officer, if you look at them, they*re not blue, they*re spearmint” haha i can*t believe i actually got away with that =D we wound up hanging out for an hour just talking and bullshittin and stuff. he was interested in my car i was teaching him things about JDM and whatnot and he asked what my liscence plate meant and since he was bein really cool i was like if i tell you you swear u won*t hassle me and he*s like yeah so i told him and he thought it was the coolest thing ever. so we*re chillin and talking and he was sooo sweet, an older guy too, father type. and some of his buddys pull up. i had three cop cars around my baby haha and we were all just hanging out. and t
hey all told me, don*t ever worry about getting pulled over in lynbrook again. i was like yea!!!! seriously it was the most fun i*ve ever had with a cop. we played on their laptops and ran plate numbers and they were tellin me about their cars and how they used to race and it was really a really cool experience. we made fun of ricers too =D so then around 430 we said our goodnights so i could go get pat, and so i pull outta the spot where i parked, and i roll down the street to a red light. the first cop, i forget his name but his nickname was beak, pulls up next to me, and laughs and ask if i wanna race. i was like helllll yea. so i start revving my motor at him and he revved back. hahaha. i made fun of his car for being a ford and he*s like “yea they don*t say fucker only runs downhill for nothing!” i was like omg you are the coolest cop ever. we didn*t race cause i didn*t want to get him in trouble but oh my god it was halarious. seriously. one of those moments that you wish happens more often. i totally feel guilty about being mean towards lynbrook cops now. in the past 24 hours i*ve met some of the nicest officers i*ve ever encountered. it was seriously a refreshing expiernce to hang out with them and not worry about them being asshole-pigs. haha i just can*t believe he was gonna race me… i*ve never had a cop rev his motor at me and actually want me to do it back =D
picked up pat f
rom work watched some initial d. it*s now 830am time for bed.
but the second great thing tonight other than the ubercool cops? suprajohn called me. he wants to see me again. i can*t wait. he makes me feel all tingly inside, that bullshit teenage-crush type feeling. and i like it. he*s wonderful. i can*t wait to see him again…

yes ossifer?

got pulled over. haha. i was driving to get pat and i saw the cop on the other side of the road heading towards me, and my headlight keeps crapping out, so i knew he was gonna come after me. i pulled over after i saw him u-turn. he walks over to my car and i*m like “yes officer i know my headlight is out it*s just a loose connection” and he says to me with a little smile “your headlight is out” gave my liscence and registration, and he*s like “ainsley huh, that*s a really beautiful name…” i*m like uh thanks. he was young, kinda cute too. so i explained blah blah blah i just have to wiggle the wire and it goes back on and he really didn*t hassle me at all, he was actually really really sweet to me. i think he just wanted me to know it was out. how sweet. no ticket. thank you lynbrook pd.

supra john supra john super dupra john!!!
wednesday night = nathan*s car show.
i drove me and matt and hamid down there to hang out, saw some friends hung out for a while. i called suprajohn to see if he was gonna show up cause i hadn*t seen him since i met him last week but he didn*t answer. so i left a voicemial. midnight rolls around and he hadn*t shown up, and we were all getting antsy, so i left.
as i pull outta the parking lot, literally not more than two blocks later, i see his supra fly past me headed to nathan*s. in a very stalker-esque move, i u-turned. *hangs head in shame* i know i know, pathetic. but o well, it was worth it.
so i stick my car back in the parking lot, and i see his car and he wasn*t around. fuck it. walked around and made fun of some of the rice i hadn*t seen previously. i was all paranoid thinking if he wanted to see me he woulda called. i was just about to say fuck it i give up when i see him outta nowhere come walking towards me. *insert nervous heart rate increase here*
so he walks over to me and he gives me this adorable little smile and my
heart just melted. he explained that he lost my number in his cell (he sucks he doesn*t know how to use it, which i know is the truth because i*ve seen him try to figure it out and he can*t haha silly old man) and he told me he drove like crazy to get to nathan*s hoping i would still be there, and he sent all of his friends on a search party to find me once they got there. hahaha. i was like, you are *so* forgiven. so he was all flirty and mackin it to me and i was just like, well, gah, happy to say the very least. he*s so dreamy. haha. i said dreamy.
so we hung out for a couple hours and he forced me to drive his car. which i found out, pardon my mistake, it*s not 650 hp… it*s 700. high boost, off the bottle it*s close to 800. goddamn.
he forced me to drive it. i jokingly asked if i could and he was like SURE. so i panicked and i was like no wait i can*t i don*t wanna i don*t want to drive it i don*t wanna hurt it. and he was like no you*re gonna drive it. and i was like nuh uh. and he walked me over to it, wouldn*t let me get in the passenger seat, so i sat in the driver*s seat and i was like i*m not driving it, i*m not driving it, i*m not driving it. (i don*t like driving people i don*t know very well*s cars.) so he keeps making me do it and fine, i finally surrendered. and i drove it. and i smiled. and i ❤ him.
hung out some more, got all flirty, he picked me up over his shoulder i was like ah whatta ya doin flipped me upside down and bit my ass. *hard*. ouch. it was really random but really funny. i like random shit like that. i like john.
we left there maybe 230am… and as i was driving home, he called and asked if i wanted to hang out more tonight but i couldn*t cause i have to pick pat up from work at 4am (20mins from now) but i told him i*ll call him and we*ll chill and ooohhh i*m soooo happpyyyyyy.

supra john supra john super dupra john!!!
wednesday night = nathan*s car show.
i drove me and matt and hamid down there to hang out, saw some friends hung out for a while. i called suprajohn to see if he was gonna show up cause i hadn*t seen him since i met him last week but he didn*t answer. so i left a voicemial. midnight rolls around and he hadn*t shown up, and we were all getting antsy, so i left.
as i pull outta the parking lot, literally not more than two blocks later, i see his supra fly past me headed to nathan*s. in a very stalker-esque move, i u-turned. *hangs head in shame* i know i know, pathetic. but o well, it was worth it.
so i stick my car back in the parking lot, and i see his car and he wasn*t around. fuck it. walked around and made fun of some of the rice i hadn*t seen previously. i was all paranoid thinking if he wanted to see me he woulda called. i was just about to say fuck it i give up when i see him outta nowhere come walking towards me. *insert nervous heart rate increase here*
so he walks over to me and he gives me this adorable little smile and my
heart just melted. he explained that he lost my number in his cell (he sucks he doesn*t know how to use it, which i know is the truth because i*ve seen him try to figure it out and he can*t haha silly old man) and he told me he drove like crazy to get to nathan*s hoping i would still be there, and he sent all of his friends on a search party to find me once they got there. hahaha. i was like, you are *so* forgiven. so he was all flirty and mackin it to me and i was just like, well, gah, happy to say the very least. he*s so dreamy. haha. i said dreamy.
so we hung out for a couple hours and he forced me to drive his car. which i found out, pardon my mistake, it*s not 650 hp… it*s 700. high boost, off the bottle it*s close to 800. goddamn.
he forced me to drive it. i jokingly asked if i could and he was like SURE. so i panicked and i was like no wait i can*t i don*t wanna i don*t want to drive it i don*t wanna hurt it. and he was like no you*re gonna drive it. and i was like nuh uh. and he walked me over to it, wouldn*t let me get in the passenger seat, so i sat in the driver*s seat and i was like i*m not driving it, i*m not driving it, i*m not driving it. (i don*t like driving people i don*t know very well*s cars.) so he keeps making me do it and fine, i finally surrendered. and i drove it. and i smiled. and i ❤ him.
hung out some more, got all flirty, he picked me up over his shoulder i was like ah whatta ya doin flipped me upside down and bit my ass. *hard*. ouch. it was really random but really funny. i like random shit like that. i like john.
we left there maybe 230am… and as i was driving home, he called and asked if i wanted to hang out more tonight but i couldn*t cause i have to pick pat up from work at 4am (20mins from now) but i told him i*ll call him and we*ll chill and ooohhh i*m soooo happpyyyyyy.

7am. about to go to bed.
went out with the worlds sweetest, cutest asian boy tonight =D he was lovely. jonathan, thank you for a great night, i had a really great time.
i got a friggen parking ticket for leaving my car in front of my house (lynbrook has this gay fucking law that you can*t park on the street between 3am and 5am…) oh well. only $25 but if i go and fight it i*ll win considering I LIVE HERE. ugh. funny thing is… on the ticket, where it says “vehicle make” instead of infiniti (like it says on my registration) the stupid cop put Nissan. haha. loser. so either way i*m gonna win the ticket becuase they screwed up. i love my rebadged nissan primera *evil grin* i*m only hoping if i get a speeding ticket they*ll put nissan as well, meaning i don*t ever have to worry about paying a ticket again *woo!*
figured i*d call it an early night and go to bed like 4am. WRONG. me and pat decided to watch a TON of initial d, since he had never seen it before. and oh my god i want to go out and drive soooo bad right now. funny thing is, i just drove him home, and my
new sleep schedule (bedtime=7-8am, i wake up around 6-7pm) i never see daylight anymore… seriously. i go to bed when the sun rises and i wake when it sets. so i was driving around town and i seriously like didn*t recognize it anymore… because it was light out, and there were cars on the road, and people. it was WEIRD.
oh well 😉 bedtime now. nathan*s car show tomorrow. hopefully superdupra john will show up. ❤

7am. about to go to bed.
went out with the worlds sweetest, cutest asian boy tonight =D he was lovely. jonathan, thank you for a great night, i had a really great time.
i got a friggen parking ticket for leaving my car in front of my house (lynbrook has this gay fucking law that you can*t park on the street between 3am and 5am…) oh well. only $25 but if i go and fight it i*ll win considering I LIVE HERE. ugh. funny thing is… on the ticket, where it says “vehicle make” instead of infiniti (like it says on my registration) the stupid cop put Nissan. haha. loser. so either way i*m gonna win the ticket becuase they screwed up. i love my rebadged nissan primera *evil grin* i*m only hoping if i get a speeding ticket they*ll put nissan as well, meaning i don*t ever have to worry about paying a ticket again *woo!*
figured i*d call it an early night and go to bed like 4am. WRONG. me and pat decided to watch a TON of initial d, since he had never seen it before. and oh my god i want to go out and drive soooo bad right now. funny thing is, i just drove him home, and my
new sleep schedule (bedtime=7-8am, i wake up around 6-7pm) i never see daylight anymore… seriously. i go to bed when the sun rises and i wake when it sets. so i was driving around town and i seriously like didn*t recognize it anymore… because it was light out, and there were cars on the road, and people. it was WEIRD.
oh well 😉 bedtime now. nathan*s car show tomorrow. hopefully superdupra john will show up. ❤